Painful Opening Statement

Less cool version of Dancing in Public

Meet the Wolf Pack

Yo-Yo Master

El Clyne, if things don't work out with Phil, I'd like you to meet my friend, Kenny the Yo-Yo Master

The Next David after Dentist: Girl version

Hilariously stupid Sting promo video for new winter album

Think David Brent as Sting.

Black Eyed Peas Confess to Plagiarism, More to Come

Electronic musician Adam Freeland accused the Black Eyed Peas of totally copy-pasting his track "Mancry" for their song, "Party All the Time". The case didn't even go to court, BEP paid up and Freeland says if you see him anywhere, just say "Party All the Time" and he will buy you a beer on their dime.

The Daily Swarm sources say there is other stolen shit on BEP's new album and there will be more lawsuits to come.

Carmen Elektra Makes Pathetically Fake Lesbian Sex Tape with No Nudity Whatsoever

I'll take one pretty news anchor, a slice of racism, & lots of keyboard cat

On your mark, get set! We're riding on the Internet.

OK guys, the first thing you need to know is the internet is amazing!

Someone please help "local news"

Keep fucking that chicken.

Damn Those Inner Ear Infections

Are you looking for someone?

Worst Toy Idea Ever

Another dickfor talking about health care

This is the best yo mama retort I have ever heard.

You can't fool the drool.

Farewell to Rooster Icy Mint, it will be missed.

No Signal

Juggalo Funeral

Also I propose a "horrorcore" tag for all juggalo related posts.

Autotune fail.

Fantastic.