Holly Sampson Talks about Banging Tiger

Admit it: the Tiger Woods story started out as something you considered yourself to be "above" but then it simply got too juicy/crazy to ignore. I should know, for I am one of you.

Here is a video of Holly Sampson, one of Tiger's alleged porn star mistresses, appearing on some show that I'm going to refer to as "Live with Regis & Titty." Ms. Sampson is asked whether or not she has had sex with any famous people:



If you are Tiger, what makes you more angry about this video: the fact that she exposed your sexual encounter to the internet back in May 2009, or the fact that you were an afterthought on the list of people she's banged behind Kevin Costner and Stephen (FUCKING) Dorff?

Host: "Hey, didn't you fuck the greatest golfer in human history?"
Holly Sampson: "I guess. Oh, did I tell you about the time I fucked the bad guy from 'Blade'?!"

I feel cream.

Bam.

Fashion. A new Level.

Motorcycle Federation from Marcus K Jones on Vimeo.

Haute Macabre posted this from somewhere else, and I felt I would be doing all of you a great unjustice if i didn't post it here. I have the worlds biggest boner right now.

Also this confirms my idea that I will only wear hot pants from now on. You are welcome.

Dita DVD Preview

Tone those arms, ladies.

Re: AIRSEX CHAMPIONSHIPS.

I couldn't figure out how to do El Clyne's magically nerdy "Cut to the Chase" insert on this video. Go to 3:24 for the real show.

AIRSEX CHAMPIONSHIPS.

ATTN LA: If you have nothing to do june 26th go see the airsex championships at the echo. you will not be disappointed.

and now for some videos:



Peer Pressure showing you their impressive grinding.

and now a little about the airsex championships:



http://www.airsexworldfinals.com/

This is a Video of a Girl in a Nintendo Controller Bikini

http://ameblo.jp/amanoai/

Mardi Gras Birthday 2009 (Very NSFW)

Mardi Gras Birthday 2009 from Clayton Cubitt on Vimeo.

I wonder if our Mairead is behind any of these masks?

In any case, new idea for the next house party!

Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

This one is for the ladies.

Chippendiddys

As Michael K so eloquently put it, "Warning. Watch one of these two videos might get you on the National Sex Offenders list." Truly frightening.

Chippendiddys sexy
Uploaded by zackadultbaby

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!

Why didn't I do this when my grandma was alive. O GOD I AM A FOOL!

ROCK ROBOT RAPE ROCK ROBOT RAPE

Cause ruining yr childhood is always funny.

Banned Kylie Minogue Lingerie Commercial

Wowsers.

Agent Provocateur ft. Siobhan Fahey - She's Lost Control

Music video featuring a pasty wearing Dita Von Teese engaging Dubya in S&M.  Need I say more?

Paulina Rubio - Ni Una Sola Palabra

Paulina Rubio is hot. She is also dressed as a super hero in this video. She is also wearing gold boots. All of these things add up to super boner. Not to mention the adorable super dog.



Edit to re-add the video since youtube took it down.

Kylie - Spinning Around

KYLIE LAY DOWN COUNT: I

FRIENDSHIP

One day a couple months ago I was pretty bummed out. So Andy sent me a link to this video -- a bunch of hot lesbians oil wrestling. He said, "Whenever you feel sad, watch this."

That's what friends are for.

The Preservation of Playlists

You can "label" your videos so that they stream onto a page with videos in the same playlist. It should be noted that assigning "labels" cannot be done within the blogger module on youtube, it has to be done on the blog itself. Technology isn't as seamless as I'd like.

The Playlist descriptions © Andy Khouri are listed below.

Anarchy
This category is for videos that display our society's growing tendency towards anarchy, which we see most often in the form of the irreverent repurposing of various aspects of cultural norms and institutions to blasphemous ends, often set to music.

Cinema/Television Classics
This category is for those most unforgettable scenes from the world of cinema and television.

Earthlings On Fire
This category is for those videos that depict human beings behaving very badly, stupidly, inexplicably, and in otherwise intensely pingy fashion.

Music Video
This category is for straightforward, non-ironic music videos we think are genuinely good. NO NOVELTY VIDEOS.

Nerdarchy
This category is for anarchy in the realm of nerdery, i.e. genre films and television shows.

pr0n
This category is for videos that feature prominently tits, ass, dicks, or some combination thereof.

The Art of Seperating People From Their Money
We all spend lots of money and effort watching television in ways that minimize our exposure to commercials, yet some are brilliant enough that they transcend the form, or mindfreaking enough that they must be seen to be believed.