The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

crazy amazing

Josh Wanted to Make it Snow

My version of "Make it snow".

I'll Always Cry for You Guys

JT (age 14), Ryan Gosling (age 13), JC Chavez (age who cares), and unfamous Black guy sing a song on MMC. Dear God, Bring this show back.

The Face of Cthulhu

What this actually is, is a bioluminescent deep-sea siphonophore that is really creepy-lookin'. But the main question I have for you is: what in the fuck is up with this music.

National News at its Finest

This one's for my Grandmother

The Gay Agenda

Enough is enough... Everything is Terrible.

Momma's Boys - Mrs. B's Racist Rant (Video)

Watch this video above of a racist mom on Ryan Gaycrest's new show

Then watch the video clip of JoJo killing his mom by kissing a black woman in a hot tub while his mom is watching innocently from a helicopter above.



What I fear is that I have heard my mother say things like this before:

"Over my dead body... and I am serious.... cuz I am ready to die"

"I will strangle your balls. I will castrate you"

"Your ass is mine"

"I am ready to kill somebody"

Thank God my mother would not go crazy over inter-racial dating or inter-religious relationships.

How does my mom describe her relationship prescriptions for her children:

"I don't care if they are Jewish or Christian or Muslim.... I don't care..... as long as they believe in God. They can be black, white, Mexican, red, green, brown... I do not care.... I mean it would be great if they were Chamorro or ya know pacific islander.... but I don't care---your mama (i.e. grandma) though.....she would care---but I don't care."

She just wanted to make it snow

This new internet star wanted to make it snow. She took drastic measures by setting off a fire extinguisher in her shared home. She obviously gets caught and faces the harsh reality that her Alpha Chi membership is slipping through her fingers. In her defense, "she didn't mean tooooooo."

(This video is being taken down at an alarming rate. Luckily, people are putting replacement videos up also at an alarming rate.)

Rainbow Connection

The Muppet Show is one of those things can instantly make me happy. It hits that spot in my brain where little kid ginny lives. Just pure wonderment. xoxoxo

Hand Thing.

Because I wanted to ruin yr life.

Henrietta and Merna Can't Sing - Go Tell It On The Mountain

I thought the host's introduction and the camera's pan in on the silk flowers was enough... then I actually watched Henrietta and Merna sing.

Very Merry Christmas, blessed Christmas, and most of all a happy Christmas--God richly bless you.

I believe they are being held against their will.

get yr goth on.

How to dance goth 101.



cause what we needed was a class. if you need a good laugh just you tube voltaire. Perky goths love him.

Unlikely Smooth Criminal Video

Machinima like this takes skill. From basically 1:39 onward it's gold.

Disney Dedicates Parks to James Servino

Sweet Daddy Bear

Because pedophilia can go both ways.

NEVER FORGET

JEWELRY FACE

This is basically perfect. I fucking hate jewelry commercials more than I hate car commercials, and that's saying something.

edit: I can't figure out why this video isn't showing up for me, so I will instead include the link and urge everyone to watch it there.

Whitney Houston Sings Shut Up

One of the innernette's finest treasures, which needs to be revisited this holiday season.

Touch My Broccoli and I'll Cut You

Pardon the stupid humans chattering while all attention should be on Broccoli Kitteh. (Via I Can Haz Cheeseburger)

Nothing Better than a Bot.

This is an oldy, but a goody. I was listening to NPR and there was this story about a Biologist who played host for a bot maggot. The biologist fell in love with his maggot and talked about it as if it were his baby growing inside of him.

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at President Bush

South Park's Answer to "Twilight"

Nick Pitera- "All I Ask of You" The Phantom of the Opera

Although this song creepily reminds me of my mom getting mad at my family and blasting Andrew Lloyd Webber to drown us out, I can't help but be amazed by this.

Thanks yeeknauwshamon, for finding this one.

Sensual Seduction v. Old Gregg

this is pure genius.

Diddy Swimming With Dolphins and Being Insane

From the youtube info: I am debuting my new movie "I Am King" for my new fragrance "I Am King" which is available exclusively at Macy's. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond. God Bless...

I hope we have this procession at Midnight Mass.

Batman Forced To Sing Love Ballad for Evil Sorceress Who Turned Wonder Woman Into A Pig

At the end of this video, Batman gives the O_o

Gordon Brown saves the world

A little political humor.... at the 16 second mark PM Brown accidently claims that his party saved the world in the banking crisis.

The House of Commons is always hilarious and shows how uptight our Congress is... watch the annual opening of parliament on c-span. It will be the best hour of your life.

No need to watch past the 30 second mark.

Only Tyra would do this.

A) giving mini ipods to little people.

B) playing dress-up and calling it a makeover.

Britney Spears- Circus Shower Dance

Forgive me, Dlisted fans for this repeat.

But I would like to draw attention to the last 25 seconds of this where the twink has a hard-on and his grandma hands him a towel.

ANDREW W.K. - IT'S TIME TO PARTY (Tokyo 2002)

There is nothing that I don't like about this.

Microscopic Needle Art

This is remarkable. The fate of poor Alice in Wonderland..so tragic. Clyne I predict you will develop an obsession with this man.

A Dramatic Reading of a Real Letter

A legible version of The Letter:

Dear Loser,[Chris]~~~~!!!!!
I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you .People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you cause you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the phone because i guess you werent man enough to tell me it in my face!I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this ,you come to breakfast every morning and I aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you to and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair.HAHA!I went out with another boy after you and after we were over you an idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again i didnt break up with him for you OK! I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think i like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that I have to tell you who I like or who Iam thinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loser!I hate you and I know you still like me but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or rat den u ur soooo ugly and fat !!!!!!!!!!And then saying that i loooooooved you pleasssse!!!!!!!!!!!Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOU

Well bi you piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU

All glory the hypnotoad!

Usually comments on youtube range from the idiotic to levels of pingy none can even begin to understand. However, the comments on the hypnotoad video make me laugh. 



TheAlmightyWario (21 hours ago) Wow this a complete load of bullsh ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Toybox10321 (1 day ago) Now this is a ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
JakeTheRipper2 (1 day ago) Hey, I've never seen this bef- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
NicTheBatman (1 day ago) Why are people even watching this cr-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
Fretzy99 (2 days ago) Haha, you idiots. Faking youALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
DannyandSam4EVER (2 days ago) What is thi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD @_@

Jessie's Song

The original "walking on Sunshine"



Another special episode

SHINE!

SHINE ON ME


(green glitter guitar + Nelson's hair + LOTR + post-colonial pirate + douchebag) * laughable mustache * John Tesh * secret wiccan = SHINE!

I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't a Ben Stiller parody.

Van Damme Boner-KILLER Dance

The previous JCVD dance clip reminded me of this WEIRD dancing scene from "Kickboxer," one of the many B-grade martial arts films I watched obsessively as a child.

WARNING: This video will make you VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

Bert and Ernie Ante Up

This video apparently has 1.8mil views, so it's not strictly new per se, but it's quite well done.

van damme bonerz.

The start of this video is already funny. Van damme in acid wash jeans dancing is funny. really fucking funny. And then he starts dancing with that not so hot chick and hilarity ensues...

... p.s. you just watched van damme pop a boner. My very special gift to you on Jon's birthday.

Prop 8 The Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

X-mas is coming up...

so please buy this for all kids. And let me watch from my van.

Monkeys.

on a motorcycle.



on a segway.



and washing a cat.

More ParryGripp Videos

The Spaghetti Cat video reminded me of something else I'd seen recently, and now I know why: the same dude made it. This guy seems to make a lot of surprisingly well-produced-sounding songs about YouTube videos that are like a minute long. Observe:

Hamster on a Piano



Cat Flushing A Toilet



And just so you don't think all of his songs are about animals, here's Young Girl Talking About Herself

I must hear the fireworks.

In a perfect world this guy is a perv who wrote one of my favorite craigslist postings.



In a non perfect world he just wrote a cute song about love and video games.

my heart

for everyone who has followed the spaghetti cat saga, and fallen in love along the way. i dedicate this to you.

Re: 100 Impressions in less than 5 minutes

Allison is walking on sunshine

So Megan found a better version of this one a few months ago, but it was soon taken off of Youtube. This will have to do until that one returns into our lives.

The audio is choppy at points, but the yelp in the beginning and the end make up for it.

Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal (Live on Jools Holland)

It's been like 4 months since I started playing this album almost nonstop and it's still going.