I Hope That Something Better Comes Along

Hollow Point Bullets Recalled

Sign me up for the inferno bullets.

Dancing with the Star Wars

You'll recoil, you'll laugh, you'll love.

Paris Hilton Loves Things and Stuff

Paris Hilton has a lot of love to give. And even more herpes to give.

Robot Chicken: Harry Potter ft. Criss Angel

Whoever does the voice of Criss Angel did a gr8 job at mimicing his shitty accent.

Memory (Osamu Tezuka - 1964)

A hilarious short animated film on the subject of memory by Osamu "The Walt Disney of Japan" Tezuka (Astro Boy, Kimba the White Lion).

It feels like a segment from a Japanese version of Sesame Street aimed at sardonic adult swingers on drugs.

The Quintessential Batman Scene?

I woke up this morning thinking about Batman -- like, more so than usual. I decided to look for a scene that I thought most efficiently embodies the classic Batman idiom. I think this 3-minute scene from Tim Burton's 1989 film is just that.

Just because I have to work all day and night

doesn't mean that you lil jewels have to suffer along with me. Bask in the ultimate joi that is Polysics.







You're welcum.

Dr. Steel PSA: "Create"

Why merely reproduce, when you can create?

That's How I Beat Shaq

Aaron Carter raps about beating Shaq in a game of basketball. A very believable scenario backed up by heart thumping street beats.

A Very Special Mother's Reaction

I'm not too fond of posting reaction videos but I think I just made an exception with this lady.

File this under WANT.

skip to 1:00 cause the first 60 seconds are atrocious mtv fail camera holding.

xoxoxoxo

Pharrell at McDonalds

Consider this proof that Pharrell is family.

Shark Attack 3

You can't take a jet ski and escape a shark.

WHERE IS SUNNY

I need an explanation for this immediately. There aren't even any cats in it, as far as I can tell, despite the name.

AMAZING: Wall-E/Watchmen Trailer

NEW WORLD ORDER

I love me the crazies

This is a Video of a Girl in a Nintendo Controller Bikini

http://ameblo.jp/amanoai/

Space Bat

Apparently, a bat latched itself onto the Space Shuttle and injured itself, unable to fly away. NASA had no choice but to launch the shuttle -- and the first bat into SPACE.

This video is a tribute -- to him, and to all of us who DREAM.



More on Space Bat.

NOOOOOOOOO!

Watch No! Compilation and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

When Al Pacino spontaneously combusts, you know that's a pretty powerful "NO!".

Sheep Hearding isn't that boring.

Observe:



YAY!!


.... you just have alot of free time.

John Krasinski & Mya Rudlph in Quirky White People Movie X

I think this movie actually looks kind of good, but this Quirky White People genre is getting out of hand.

What are some other Quirky White People movies? Juno, Garden State, every Wes Anderson or Noah Baumbach movie, Lost in Translation, Little Miss Sunshine, Rachel Getting Married, Dan In Real Life, Pieces of April, Sunshine Cleaning, any Whit Stillman movie.

What are the components of a Quirky White People movie? Bleak and/or depressing surroundings with occasional allowances for crushing normalcy of suburbia or the crippling burden of enormous wealth; critically unsafe or otherwise dilapidated transportation; scene of someone urinating, usually a beautiful woman in corduroy; childlike drawings littered about the film, ideally in the opening and/or closing credits; inexplicably deep connections with total strangers, usually psychopaths; non-violent yet tremendously dysfunctional relationship with parental figures; alt-folk soundtrack, usually with a number of cover versions, but the whole thing basically sounds like Iron & Wine.

What Quirky White People films and trappings have I forgotten?

What

Wow, where do I start with this.

#1) If you are trying to be sexy, it's probably best not to leer at the camera. Leering seems to give off more of a sexual-assault-y vibe than I think you want to establish in a poppy music video.

#2) The lyrics and the story arc of this video seem to indicate that this song is about three goombas from the Jersey shore who want to give a blow job to a little black boy. Am I wrong about that?

#3) A quick Google search of "b-4 4" indicates that the band name was selected because there are three of them, and the number three comes 'before four'. You know how people will often use the phrase "It's all part of God's plan"? Does that mean that b-4 4 is also a part of that plan? Well, God, if you're listening, I just want you to know that I don't like your plan. You should probably go ahead and end it now.

Mardi Gras Birthday 2009 (Very NSFW)

Mardi Gras Birthday 2009 from Clayton Cubitt on Vimeo.

I wonder if our Mairead is behind any of these masks?

In any case, new idea for the next house party!

Misogynistic Goodyear Tire Commercial

This commercial showed every Monday during Monday Night Football for 5 years straight during the 70's. Someone played it in the class I TA for the other day. It is absolutely hysterical. LOOK AT ALL THE SIGNS! WHAT AM I TO DO!?!? WALK!? DON'T WALK?!!? HOW DO I DO ALL OF THIS?!!?

Feel Great

After watching this, I honestly felt great and wanted 500 babies.

Gervais + Elmo = Hilarity on 'Sesame Street'

No Mo Breakfast

Despite the annoying bubbles, I thought this video was worthy.

BATMAN & ROBIN WORST MOVIE EVER

Director Joel Schumacher Apologizes for "Batman & Robin"

Lex Luthor Asks for Government Bailout

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm - watch more funny videos

Starring Jon Hamm ("Mad Men") as Lex Luthor.

FINALLY: Japanese Invent Breast Enlarging Ringtone

You can download the mp3 here.

Turtle Humps Shoe

This will put you in the moooood.

Saturday Morning Watchmen

fucking genius.

My Pussy's Hanging Out!

Britney Spears keeping it classy.

Filipino Boys Dancing to sexyback

p.s. chris hansen is sitting behind you.

Watchmen Commentary

I thought it would be good to start a post where the comments can be used to share reactions/commentary on Watchmen, that way if someone hasn't seen it they won't get any spoilers as long as they don't click the comments. So what did you all think?!

Another Song with Daft Punk Sampling

It's barely even altered.

New America's Next Top Model

oh no she didn't. oh yes she did.

smile wit yur eyezzzzz.

Motivation

Grandma as Cliff Hanger

Watcharama (Watchmen Futurama Trailer Mashup)

Basically perfect.

What R2-D2 Was Really Saying in Those Piece of Shit Star Wars Prequels

EPISODE 1



EPISODE 2



Hopefully Episode 3 is forthcoming.

Creative Censorship

I wish I could have majored in "Awful TV Censorship" in college.

Hudson River Plane Landing Animation

I know this crash landing story has milked itself dry, but I nonetheless enjoyed this animation because I felt that the creators embellished two completely unnecessary aspects of the incident.

First of all, at the 0:17 mark, you will discover that the animators decided that a flock of geese would not be sufficient: this recreation need an INVASION OF GEESE. This is no ordinary flock of geese - these are the attacking hordes of Goose Mordor! After months of planning, these geese were finally ready to take over New York City. But then, disaster struck...

Secondly, at the 1:47 mark, why did they feel the need to make the passengers on the wing look like a house party on The Sims? I kept waiting for one of them to look up at the camera and start stomping their foot while a hamburger appeared in a thought bubble over their head. And on second thought, why waste the time and money to create that scene at all? We don't need a computer simulation of the passengers milling around outside of the plane - that part wasn't a mystery to us. That's like simulating the passengers eating at Sbarro's before they boarded the flight.

Anyway, if you ask me, this animation could have used a lot less geese (and a lot more of Colin's bear).

Sleep Walking Dog

A simpler time

Let us never forget when Chris Crocker was cool.