Excuse My Beauty

I love how the cop reads her about her eyebrows. Thanks to OMG for the lead.

Glenn Beck WHIFF

Crickets...

Someone IS creating music

And it is cats. Points for the excellent use of Maru in this thing.

NO.

Fuck you, Heidi Montag. Fuck you, fuck your poor man's Britney Spears get up, fuck your flesh beard husband, fuck your non existant singing talent, fuck your shitty implants, and FUCK YOU FOR THINKING YOU DESERVE TO BE RELEVANT IN ANY WAY. Also, learn the fucking lyrics to your own wet fart of a song so you can actually lip synch the right fucking words.

Weeds: You Can't Be A Lesbian

Celia is such a cunt and I love her for it.

Underworld Live at Love Parade 2008 (Full 40-Min Set)

1. Two Months Off
2. Rez
3. Cowgirl
4. Moaner
5. Born Slippy .NUXX

Possibly the Most WTF + NSFW Video Ever

Via Jalopnik.

Biggest Music FAIL Yet

I don't even know who this bitch is, but for this crime against New Order she is one of the worst humans.

Goth Single Ladies.

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goth single ladies. you should have put a nipple ring on it.

Words To Live By

WIN

How To Improve Movie Scenes

I can't quite figure out what they changed about the scene in "The Dark Knight." It's exactly how I remember it:

iPhone iGun Rampage

The world would be a better place if everyone traded their gun in for an iPhone iGun.

CASH4GOLDZ

Ferris Bueller - Twist & Shout

Was thinking about John Hughes today. Sad he's dead.

This scene from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" -- Hughes' best film -- always struck me as particularly special. When I was 7, the sequence was simply unfiltered joy, and while it has taken on additional meanings* for me as I approach 30, it still makes me really happy.

*we know now that Ferris was simply Cameron's ideal self, existing in the introvert's imagination or perhaps actually expressed in reality as a parallel personality a la Tyler Durden in "Fight Club". (<-- "Fight Club" spoiler)

P.S. It is fun to imagine Barack and Michelle Obama dancing in the crowd, still a few years away from meeting each other.

Well, That's One Way To Go Through Automatic Doors

This guy does what nobody else in that building had the balls to do:

My favorite Akira scene

Weiner Dog Gang

via Ford Gilmore

I personally like the windchime

An up-beat tune that will get your pink parts feeling just right.

2009 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial

You thought you had seen the best of the juggalo videos....you were wrong. Say hello to DJ Clay and Sugar Slam.

My cat wrote this song.

meow.

Little boy loves tittays

Major Lazer.

magixxxxxx.

To answer your question...

What is a juggalo?

What has been seen...

Can not be un-seen. I bring to you, the Dark Carnival of Souls.

Full House Alternate Intro

Oh, you guys

Journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling arrive home with President Bill Clinton

Bobby McFerrin composes a crowd

World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.