Thursday, August 27, 2009

NO.



Fuck you, Heidi Montag. Fuck you, fuck your poor man's Britney Spears get up, fuck your flesh beard husband, fuck your non existant singing talent, fuck your shitty implants, and FUCK YOU FOR THINKING YOU DESERVE TO BE RELEVANT IN ANY WAY. Also, learn the fucking lyrics to your own wet fart of a song so you can actually lip synch the right fucking words.

5 comments:

andy khouri said...

NNGGNNGNGNGNG!!

So the Miss Universe pageant got JonBenét Ramsey's grown-up zombie corpse to dance (badly) for them?

Compounding the nausea is the fact that this song is a molestation of yet another classic '80s track, "Situation" by Yazoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFNPAtn8Bk

beetleginny said...

try about 456 more dance classes bitch.

andy khouri said...

Just showed this to Steph. I wish I could post her facial expression as a comment.

yeeknauwshamon said...

Doesn't anyone write music anymore? Or is everything just recycled from the 80's now?

Josh Xing said...

I liked it.