Happy New Year!

It is very important to post a video of a Juggalette mosh pit

THE NEXT Industrial Club Banger.

oh you kids and your synths, that's so 20th century.

Yip Yip Aliens Discover Telephone

UUUUUUUUUUUUUH HUH.

That was so 2004

Best of '09

I hope we don't have YouTube gold from now to Jan. 1 or else this video would be more useless than it already is. Thanks omgblog for the lead.

Prisencolinensinainciusol

An italian singer wrote this song with gibberish to sound like English. So this is kind of what we sound like to the rest of the world.

"My name is Tiger Woods, and I fuck bitches."

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

News Anchor Can't Stop Laughing While Reporting Gruesome Murder

Collin's Giraffe

A Tribute.

Fishing show bloopers

For those of you who were ever forced to watch fishing shows on PBS.

Holly Sampson Talks about Banging Tiger

Admit it: the Tiger Woods story started out as something you considered yourself to be "above" but then it simply got too juicy/crazy to ignore. I should know, for I am one of you.

Here is a video of Holly Sampson, one of Tiger's alleged porn star mistresses, appearing on some show that I'm going to refer to as "Live with Regis & Titty." Ms. Sampson is asked whether or not she has had sex with any famous people:



If you are Tiger, what makes you more angry about this video: the fact that she exposed your sexual encounter to the internet back in May 2009, or the fact that you were an afterthought on the list of people she's banged behind Kevin Costner and Stephen (FUCKING) Dorff?

Host: "Hey, didn't you fuck the greatest golfer in human history?"
Holly Sampson: "I guess. Oh, did I tell you about the time I fucked the bad guy from 'Blade'?!"

New Pet Shop Boys single - All over the world

Song's okay but it's cut to HD footage from their live show, which is rad.

Snookie from Jersey Shore Pinging SO HARD

Giant dog powerless to Siamese kitten

Christmas Shoes

Hilarious bit by Patton Oswalt:



The actual video for the song he's talking about (starring ROB LOWE!):

Mortal Kombat was NOT a Tournament

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This explains why you never saw a bracket when you played Mortal Kombat.

Happy in Paraguay

I've watched this at least five times since I saw it on Tumblr this morning, which means it's gotta go here too.

What does Marrcellus Wallace look like?

Poignant Video.

In 2007, 20 year-old Sophie Lancaster and her boyfriend Robert Maltby were kicked, stomped on and left unconscious – for nothing more than looking different. Sophie later died from her injuries.

In tribute to Sophie, Illamasqua has commissioned ‘Dark Angel’ – a short film by award-winning French director, Fursy Teyssier. It's a haunting rendition of Sophie’s story, featuring the music of iconic British band, Portishead.



This hits so close to home. When I was school we had a group of student who set after our group. Our group was a group made up of all sorts, anyone was welcomed. If you didn't fit in anywhere else you could find a safe place with us. We had goths, punks, foreign exchange students, gays, weirdos, whatever and we were constantly assaulted by a group of students. Did it turn violent a few times? Yes, at one point it became so dangerous for us to walk home from school. A few us had been jumped while trying to get home. It wasn't safe to be alone. I've been followed, shouted out, and physically attacked because of the way I look. It still happens & It's always such a shock to me. I live in a large major city of the world. It's the 21st century.

This is just heartbreaking that things like this still take place. Kids can be such animals sometimes.

Sen. Diane Savino

Just. Brilliant.

"Turn on the television. We have a wedding channel on cable TV devoted to the behavior of people on the way to the altar. They spend billions of dollars, behave in the most appalling way, all in an effort to be princess for a day. You don't have cable television? Put on network TV. We're giving away husbands on a game show. You can watch The Bachelor, where thirty desperate women will compete to marry a 40-year-old man who has never been able to maintain a decent relationship in his life."

Clubbed: The Tiger Woods Story

Hilariously stupid Sting promo video for new winter album

Think David Brent as Sting.

I feel cream.

Bam.