Friday, December 11, 2009

Holly Sampson Talks about Banging Tiger

Admit it: the Tiger Woods story started out as something you considered yourself to be "above" but then it simply got too juicy/crazy to ignore. I should know, for I am one of you.

Here is a video of Holly Sampson, one of Tiger's alleged porn star mistresses, appearing on some show that I'm going to refer to as "Live with Regis & Titty." Ms. Sampson is asked whether or not she has had sex with any famous people:



If you are Tiger, what makes you more angry about this video: the fact that she exposed your sexual encounter to the internet back in May 2009, or the fact that you were an afterthought on the list of people she's banged behind Kevin Costner and Stephen (FUCKING) Dorff?

Host: "Hey, didn't you fuck the greatest golfer in human history?"
Holly Sampson: "I guess. Oh, did I tell you about the time I fucked the bad guy from 'Blade'?!"

2 comments:

andy khouri said...

The video seems to suggest there is a whole subculture of whores we really don't know anything about.

I volunteer to explore this new world.

Jon said...

"Well, I'm in acting, so I know a lot of the ... famous people." Now that's an assertion with merit.