Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Saturday, December 27, 2008

I'll Always Cry for You Guys



JT (age 14), Ryan Gosling (age 13), JC Chavez (age who cares), and unfamous Black guy sing a song on MMC. Dear God, Bring this show back.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Face of Cthulhu

What this actually is, is a bioluminescent deep-sea siphonophore that is really creepy-lookin'. But the main question I have for you is: what in the fuck is up with this music.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Momma's Boys - Mrs. B's Racist Rant (Video)


Watch this video above of a racist mom on Ryan Gaycrest's new show

Then watch the video clip of JoJo killing his mom by kissing a black woman in a hot tub while his mom is watching innocently from a helicopter above.



What I fear is that I have heard my mother say things like this before:

"Over my dead body... and I am serious.... cuz I am ready to die"

"I will strangle your balls. I will castrate you"

"Your ass is mine"

"I am ready to kill somebody"

Thank God my mother would not go crazy over inter-racial dating or inter-religious relationships.

How does my mom describe her relationship prescriptions for her children:

"I don't care if they are Jewish or Christian or Muslim.... I don't care..... as long as they believe in God. They can be black, white, Mexican, red, green, brown... I do not care.... I mean it would be great if they were Chamorro or ya know pacific islander.... but I don't care---your mama (i.e. grandma) though.....she would care---but I don't care."

She just wanted to make it snow



This new internet star wanted to make it snow. She took drastic measures by setting off a fire extinguisher in her shared home. She obviously gets caught and faces the harsh reality that her Alpha Chi membership is slipping through her fingers. In her defense, "she didn't mean tooooooo."

(This video is being taken down at an alarming rate. Luckily, people are putting replacement videos up also at an alarming rate.)

Rainbow Connection



The Muppet Show is one of those things can instantly make me happy. It hits that spot in my brain where little kid ginny lives. Just pure wonderment. xoxoxo

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hand Thing.



Because I wanted to ruin yr life.

Henrietta and Merna Can't Sing - Go Tell It On The Mountain

I thought the host's introduction and the camera's pan in on the silk flowers was enough... then I actually watched Henrietta and Merna sing.

Very Merry Christmas, blessed Christmas, and most of all a happy Christmas--God richly bless you.

I believe they are being held against their will.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

get yr goth on.

How to dance goth 101.



cause what we needed was a class. if you need a good laugh just you tube voltaire. Perky goths love him.

Unlikely Smooth Criminal Video

Machinima like this takes skill. From basically 1:39 onward it's gold.

Disney Dedicates Parks to James Servino

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sweet Daddy Bear

Because pedophilia can go both ways.

NEVER FORGET

JEWELRY FACE




This is basically perfect. I fucking hate jewelry commercials more than I hate car commercials, and that's saying something.

edit: I can't figure out why this video isn't showing up for me, so I will instead include the link and urge everyone to watch it there.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Whitney Houston Sings Shut Up

One of the innernette's finest treasures, which needs to be revisited this holiday season.

Touch My Broccoli and I'll Cut You

Pardon the stupid humans chattering while all attention should be on Broccoli Kitteh. (Via I Can Haz Cheeseburger)

Nothing Better than a Bot.



This is an oldy, but a goody. I was listening to NPR and there was this story about a Biologist who played host for a bot maggot. The biologist fell in love with his maggot and talked about it as if it were his baby growing inside of him.

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at President Bush

Friday, December 12, 2008

South Park's Answer to "Twilight"

Nick Pitera- "All I Ask of You" The Phantom of the Opera

Although this song creepily reminds me of my mom getting mad at my family and blasting Andrew Lloyd Webber to drown us out, I can't help but be amazed by this.

Thanks yeeknauwshamon, for finding this one.

Sensual Seduction v. Old Gregg



this is pure genius.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Diddy Swimming With Dolphins and Being Insane

From the youtube info: I am debuting my new movie "I Am King" for my new fragrance "I Am King" which is available exclusively at Macy's. This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all. I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond. God Bless...

I hope we have this procession at Midnight Mass.

Batman Forced To Sing Love Ballad for Evil Sorceress Who Turned Wonder Woman Into A Pig



At the end of this video, Batman gives the O_o

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Gordon Brown saves the world

A little political humor.... at the 16 second mark PM Brown accidently claims that his party saved the world in the banking crisis.

The House of Commons is always hilarious and shows how uptight our Congress is... watch the annual opening of parliament on c-span. It will be the best hour of your life.

No need to watch past the 30 second mark.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Only Tyra would do this.

A) giving mini ipods to little people.

B) playing dress-up and calling it a makeover.

Britney Spears- Circus Shower Dance

Forgive me, Dlisted fans for this repeat.

But I would like to draw attention to the last 25 seconds of this where the twink has a hard-on and his grandma hands him a towel.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

ANDREW W.K. - IT'S TIME TO PARTY (Tokyo 2002)

There is nothing that I don't like about this.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Microscopic Needle Art


This is remarkable. The fate of poor Alice in Wonderland..so tragic. Clyne I predict you will develop an obsession with this man.

Friday, December 5, 2008

A Dramatic Reading of a Real Letter



A legible version of The Letter:

Dear Loser,[Chris]~~~~!!!!!
I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you .People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you cause you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the phone because i guess you werent man enough to tell me it in my face!I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this ,you come to breakfast every morning and I aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you to and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair.HAHA!I went out with another boy after you and after we were over you an idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again i didnt break up with him for you OK! I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think i like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that I have to tell you who I like or who Iam thinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loser!I hate you and I know you still like me but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or rat den u ur soooo ugly and fat !!!!!!!!!!And then saying that i loooooooved you pleasssse!!!!!!!!!!!Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOU

Well bi you piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU

All glory the hypnotoad!

Usually comments on youtube range from the idiotic to levels of pingy none can even begin to understand. However, the comments on the hypnotoad video make me laugh. 



TheAlmightyWario (21 hours ago) Wow this a complete load of bullsh ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Toybox10321 (1 day ago) Now this is a ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
JakeTheRipper2 (1 day ago) Hey, I've never seen this bef- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
NicTheBatman (1 day ago) Why are people even watching this cr-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
Fretzy99 (2 days ago) Haha, you idiots. Faking youALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
DannyandSam4EVER (2 days ago) What is thi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD @_@

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Jessie's Song



The original "walking on Sunshine"



Another special episode

SHINE!

SHINE ON ME


(green glitter guitar + Nelson's hair + LOTR + post-colonial pirate + douchebag) * laughable mustache * John Tesh * secret wiccan = SHINE!

I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't a Ben Stiller parody.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Van Damme Boner-KILLER Dance



The previous JCVD dance clip reminded me of this WEIRD dancing scene from "Kickboxer," one of the many B-grade martial arts films I watched obsessively as a child.

WARNING: This video will make you VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

Bert and Ernie Ante Up

This video apparently has 1.8mil views, so it's not strictly new per se, but it's quite well done.

van damme bonerz.



The start of this video is already funny. Van damme in acid wash jeans dancing is funny. really fucking funny. And then he starts dancing with that not so hot chick and hilarity ensues...

... p.s. you just watched van damme pop a boner. My very special gift to you on Jon's birthday.

Prop 8 The Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

X-mas is coming up...



so please buy this for all kids. And let me watch from my van.

Monkeys.



on a motorcycle.



on a segway.



and washing a cat.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

More ParryGripp Videos

The Spaghetti Cat video reminded me of something else I'd seen recently, and now I know why: the same dude made it. This guy seems to make a lot of surprisingly well-produced-sounding songs about YouTube videos that are like a minute long. Observe:

Hamster on a Piano



Cat Flushing A Toilet



And just so you don't think all of his songs are about animals, here's Young Girl Talking About Herself

Monday, December 1, 2008

I must hear the fireworks.

In a perfect world this guy is a perv who wrote one of my favorite craigslist postings.



In a non perfect world he just wrote a cute song about love and video games.

my heart



for everyone who has followed the spaghetti cat saga, and fallen in love along the way. i dedicate this to you.

Re: 100 Impressions in less than 5 minutes

Allison is walking on sunshine

So Megan found a better version of this one a few months ago, but it was soon taken off of Youtube. This will have to do until that one returns into our lives.

The audio is choppy at points, but the yelp in the beginning and the end make up for it.

Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal (Live on Jools Holland)

It's been like 4 months since I started playing this album almost nonstop and it's still going.

Friday, November 28, 2008

The End of Rickrolling



Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Font Conference

Lauren is going to hate this ending.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

South Park Thanksgiving Goodness

Jay Leno Teaches The Meaning of Thanksgiving



Cartman Learns The Meaning of Thanksgiving

And That's Why You Should Always Leave a Note



Her Posture makes this clip perfect.

They don't make wigs/weaves like they used to...

wait for the end.

100 impressions in less than 5 minutes



"Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius"

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Single Ladies Dance FTW

My favorite fan versions of Beyonce's Single Ladies dance:

(NOTE: If you chose to watch one make it Shane Mercado's, if you can watch two make them Shane Mercado's version and Cubby's)

Single Ladies (Shane Mercado's Remix)


Single Ladies (Cubby's Remix)



Single Ladies (Alaskan Remix)


Single Ladies (Big Girl's Remix)
-Embedding Disabled: View here.

INSANE: Kid Meltdown Over MySpace Profile



The insanity begins at about 1:15 and ends in a Wagnerian climax that would have made Hitler weep.

007: Dr. No (1962)



The opening title sequences for James Bond movies are fascinating studies in videography, graphic design and music of the time in which they were created. One doesn't need to see the film to enjoy these for their own coolness and eccentricities, and I plan on posting a new one every now and then until we've got all of them.

The Jonas Brothers Perform @ Adobe Bluffs in PQ

Ok lets be honest, I didn't realize how cute these guys were until I watched this video. PQ brings out the best in all of us.

Also the female news anchor is a total n00b, she calls the Beatles the Fab 5 and then refers to Adobe Bluffs as Adobe Hills.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Gold Lion

I'd forgotten how much this song rocked. Relive it now with me.



NOTE: Video feed fixed.

Monday, November 24, 2008

ohGr - cracker

I had the pleasure of seeing Ohgr this past week. This is the last song he played. 

ROCK ROBOT RAPE ROCK ROBOT RAPE



Cause ruining yr childhood is always funny.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Miss Honey

why hasn't this been posted yet?

Sarah Palin Gives Thanksgiving Interview as Turkey Slaughtered In Background



Accompanying text via The Superficial:

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has answered a resounding "You betcha" to the question "Can she be anymore oblivious?" After pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving, Governor Palin gave a surreal interview with a local news team yesterday - right in front of a dude slaughtering turkeys.

Amazing.

My favorite part is the look on the guy's face as he realizes "Wow, you're really going to do this."

Every Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe Fatality

Many of us must have made fun of the very IDEA of this game when we first heard about it, but now I'm sold on it, for two reasons:

1. I used to love MK II, and I like seeing Raiden in more or less his original outfit.

2. The DC characters' finishing moves are, by and large, pretty inspired, even when you take into account the fact that they don't let the superheroes kill people. I didn't even know Deathstroke was in this game, but his first one strikes me as ice cold for some reason.



3. Start at 3:50 to see Batman and the other superheroes' moves.

I'll Never Be That Hip



The product of In Living Color's Fly Girls finally making it to Eastern Europe. "Check it out."

PS: I'm Josh - Lauren and James's friend in DC. As the word up guy said in the late 80s, "Word up."

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Drag Queen dresses as Joker, lip syncs Alien Ant Farm and Rihanna



I don't know what you call it when a drag queen dresses up in a male costume.

ANSWER: Drag Queen King

Bulgarian Idol

Ginny's post made me think of this. KEN LEEEEEE. LEEBEEEDEEEBEEEDOUBTCHUUUUU

Touch my body.



While this isn't our favorite little brown gay man signing this song, it is however, just as funny.

:D

Pete Drake - Forever

This is the jam.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Cat Playing a Theremin

The Kitty vs Printer video brought this to mind. I love it when cats do that "standing up" thing.

Kitty Vs. Printer

Sunday, November 16, 2008

This is worst than Ann Coulter and Panic at the Disco

I remember playing video games just like this guy.

I remember hyping myself up and talking through entire levels--since I obviously had no social contact for weeks at a time when my brother would finally let me play nintendo.

If only you could see how I would stand up while jerking around the controller with every jump and move I made in a game.

Friday, November 14, 2008

The Weirdest Dog Ever

I love dogs. I love little dogs. This is not a dog.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Tuvok Keepin it Gangsta

I swear to you I looked for this video a long time ago and it wasn't there, but then again, this dude DID misspell "Tuvok." I've had it on my HD for years (I didn't make it; I no longer recall how I got it) and was contemplating uploading it to YouTube if for some reason it was still absent.

Lethal Weapon: Trailer Gallery

There is an uncommon thematic and stylistic continuity between the four Lethal Weapon trailers that I find extremely fascinating. Each one was made many years apart, but all feature the same original music and tell a kind of story on their own. I suspect each one was cut by Richard Donner and the same team of trailer experts, because it really looks as though they watched the previous one(s) before moving on to the next. I can't think of any other franchise with trailers as linked as these. Watching the four trailers as one is like seeing a little iMovie biography of these characters' lives.

They're also just really sweet, kick-ass 1980s-style trailers.

Lethal Weapon:



Lethal Weapon 2:



Lethal Weapon 3:



Lethal Weapon 4:

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008

BBW

Get Your War On: New World Order

I knew it! I knew it ALL ALONG.

Get Your War On has always been one of my favorite things about America.

Lauren's Mom watches 2girls1cup

Mama Clyne watches 2girls1cup
Sorry for the lag in audio.

Password is servino

Thursday, November 6, 2008

BME Pain Olympics Reaction

Lauren made Josh and I watch a man cut off his penis.

Here is our reaction.

He Loves A Fat Girl

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Highlights from HARD Haunted Mansion

Simian Mobile Disco


Soulwax (covering Daft Punk and Justice.....LOSE YOUR MIND)


Crookers



Boys Noize



Way too much fun to even handle.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Hillary Duff redoes Personal Jesus.

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video Premiere

Big Bird sings 'Bein Green' at Jim Henson's Memorial

Big Bird sings 'Bein Green' at Jim Henson's Memorial


That is just about the saddest thing video the world. Big Bird has to sing Bein' Green at Jim Henson's memorial because Jim was the voice of Kermit. You can tell how close Big Bird is to breaking down because he confuses the lyrics in the middle, but then amazingly recovers without messing up the rhyme!

Arrested Development: Chicken

Chok a chok a chok a chok

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Frankmusik - 3 Little Words

Because I like this song and I like Tom Hanks in the movie BIG.

If you like it download it, para gratis aqui:

http://www.arjanwrites.com/arjanwrites/2008/10/free-download-f.html

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Drunk History vol. 1 - Featuring Michael Cera



You may have already seen this, but there's a whole series of these videos. The Jack Black ones are also funny if you peep them.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Wassup 2008

The original version of this commercial got played out really quickly, but this? I will probably watch this multiple times.

Joe McCain calls 911 about a traffic jam

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Artemisbell

This woman has 436 videos of herself dancing exactly like this on youtube. I picked this one for obvious reasons. When she comes up close to the camera it is like seeing the face of a demon.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Fallout 3 - TGS '08 Trailer (HD)

YES! I am nerding so hard for this game.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Banksy's new work: The Village Petstore and Charcoal Grill

::Please ignore the terrible music::

This is Banksy's new work in New York- here's what he has to say about it:

From Banksy:

“New Yorkers don’t care about art, they care about pets. So I’m exhibiting them instead. I wanted to make art that questioned our relationship with animals and the ethics and sustainability of factory farming, but it ended up as chicken nuggets singing. I took all the money I made exploiting an animal in my last show and used it to fund a new show about the exploitation of animals. If its art and you can see it from the street, I guess it could still be considered street art."

Celine Dion is insane.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Nick Pitera

Touch my body!!



and the classic:



a whole new world. just get to minute mark. you will be rewarded with serious lolz.

HALO



just watch this.

Klaus Nomi - Lightning Strikes

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

nanananannana na-nuh. Bat Pussy!



I shouldn't have to tell you what this is. But maybe some of our readers are not that smart. knock off batman porno. just watch. kind of safe for work.

I lOVE JUDY

I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time...

The Boondocks: Gangstalicious Ain't Gay

If you don't watch The Boondocks, you should. Riley is the most ignorant character to show up on TV since Eric Cartman.

The Toy Knight



Basically perfect.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

30 Rock - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

I have been meaning to watch 30 Rock for so long and I finally downloaded it and have been watching it all weekend. SO LOLZ

Robyn-Be Mine! (Ocelot Mthrfckrs Remix)

Beautiful.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Gnarls Barkley - Who's Gonna Save My Soul?

You've probably all seen this, but just in case...

Friday, October 3, 2008

ULTRA VIOLENCE: Old Boy

One of the best fight scenes ever.

Bernie Mac Hating on Bitches

All the Vice Presidential bullshit got me thinking about this scene from "Head of State." Not a good movie, but this moment makes me laugh just thinking about it. I know you'll like it.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Best Scene Maybe In Any Movie EVER

I don't get why the person cut this to midi music but you get the idea.
EDIT: This movie is called Never Too Young To Die and we saw a midnight showing of it a while back and I thought I was going to pass out from the lolz

Snoop Dogg on Weed(s)

This is unreal. just watch all the way through and take special note of snoop's "# 1 rule for livin'"

Peanut Butter Jelly Time on Family Guy



Jon's mention of Peanut Butter Jelly Time in the post below reminded me of this. At the time this aired, I had never heard of PBJT, so I was seriously confused. Just watch the first part.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

It is time for Keepon

The likelihood you haven't been exposed to this is fairly small, but I cannot risk it. This dude just brightens a person's day. My favorite move is at 0:40.

There are approximately eighty-five trillion remixes of this video available at your nearest youtube; find one that's right for you! (the "peanut butter jelly time" one, for instance)

You gotta do the cooking by the book.



WHAT?

Friday, September 26, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Josh Groban: 60th Annual Emmy Awards

WTF.

I cannot get over the fact that this is Josh Groban and isn't Jack Black. If you watch any of this video plz watch 2:24. KTHNXBYE.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd

Whoever made this is my favorite person in the whole world.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Beautiful Rancho Penasquitos Home!

I'm sorry... but ONLY in PQ would a realtor think to advertise this house on youtube with this song as a selling feature. also, isn't this chelsea camarillo's house?

oh jewel i miss you....

Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Dark Knight Trailer - Kids' Version

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

LIVING PEEPS

A related video was blasted out on Twitter yesterday. I guess they dye them so you can tell what species they are? I completely don't care. This is utterly surreal. Also, if you close your eyes, you can imagine there's a laser battle taking place somewhere far away.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Allison Walking on Sunshine

Intervention is one of the most insane shows on television. I think you all need to call the show and have an intervention for my addiction to watching Intervention.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Unnecessary Censorship

Someone else sent me this video (I don't watch the Jimmy Kimmel show). All I can say is that it delivers.

Police Pack Human Cargo In Japanese Train

Cadbury's Gorilla Advert Aug 31st 2007

No idea what it has to do with chocolate but that gorilla can bang some skins.

Bird Poops In Reporter's Mouth

Dude deserved that.

Touch my Body me singing

oh my god

The Knife - Live - Heartbeats

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU

(sorry if this comes up twice)

This street artist, Blu, is amazing. right now his stuff is all over the Tate Modern for their street Art exhibition. My friend george also used to work for a gallery that sells his stuff. Basically this guy is RAD.

Friday, August 8, 2008

12 inches.



No. words. just. watch.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Ask Stan Lee to sign your boner.



Some typical fat/loner jokes but it's worth it for Wolverine alone.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Friday, July 18, 2008

Nelly's "Tip Drill" (NOT Safe for Work)



My friend Matt told me that this music video holds the title of "the most insane thing [he] has ever seen in his life." After watching it I fully understand why.

Once again, this is NOT safe for work.

I Met The Walrus

In 1969, a 14 yr old fanboi snuck into John Lennon's hotel room and interviewed him on a reel-to-reel tape deck. 38 yrs later this was produced.

Pretty fucking rad.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Easterns Automotive Group - Where your job is your credit

Since elementary school I've been a big fan of low budget commercials. This one is one of my favorites played in the DC Metro area (DC, Maryland, and Virginia).

Monday, July 14, 2008

iPhone Customers Strike Back at KTLA Reporter Eric Spillman

Local KTLA news n00b gets thoroughly pwn3d by guy in iPhone line -- and then KTLA uploads the clip to Youtube so that we may all laugh at him. (Wait until he starts talking to people in line.)

Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)



I have been searching for months for this video and because of Adult Swim's Communist China-like control over the internet, I haven't been able to post until now. But never fear, I have found it.....the best scene from Venture Brothers.

BTW - The creators of the show supposedly spent like an eighth of the budget for the whole season just to get the rights for this song.

Foolish Child Becomes Trapped in Arcade Claw Game Machine


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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

These Bitches Have Gone TOO FAR!!

For not yet buying her an engagement ring, this woman and her friend smash her fiancee’s Stormtrooper action figure into oblivion.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

My New Favorite Song: Revolting Cocks - Homo Song (I'm Not Gay)

It's hard to be a homo in the U.S.A.

Gautam Venkatesh Eats Skittles



The Indian man in the Skittles bird nest was a source of LOLz for the LOPQ for an entire summer, and even inspired one of our Inferno games. We love you, Gautam Venkatesh.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

The Definitive Kittymauling



The previous post brought this to my mind, which is the #1 reason why I don't think I will ever fully trust cats. I like them OK, but that's not the same as trusting them.

Reporter Mauled by Kitty

I absolutely love reporter bloopers and slips of tongue. This particular reporter obviously doesn't know much about cats or she would have put it down once it started making all that noise. Instead she says "this little guy is having fun!," and gets bitch slapped for it.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

How to Break Up a Cat Fight



People should try this trick IRL during bar fights or something. I'm sure it would work.

Diddy Proclaims Hancock Savior of Black Community



Though outrageous, I do agree, Robin is sometimes a "little bitch."

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Repo! The Genetic Opera Trailer!

I am so excited for this movie which is destined to be an instant Cult Classic.  Plus, it stars Ogre from Skinny Puppy.  How can you not love it?

Monday, June 30, 2008

Ho Ho Ho Green Giant

You can go ahead and skip to 8:10 for the best part. Or if you want to spend the next two hours in a productive way you can go to this users videos. They have the entire documentary.

Reality TV, FTW

Revolting Cocks - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Best video ever made. Tanks and zombie strippers. What more could you ask for?

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

HARRY POTTER IN THE HOOD

Featuring Stepho's Daft Fucked costume!

Radiohead Cover New Order's "Ceremony"

I hope they play this one at All Points West, but I suspect not.

Heath Ledger talks about the Joker

Just an ordinary old Batman clip.....

Definitely nothing special or anything about it.....probably doesn't involve any lolz or anything.....

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Pet Shop Boys - Flamboyant

This is a great video featuring lots of Japanese people doing very strange things, with one Japanese person aspiring to do something so strange that he wins a prize.

Dramatic Gopher

It's the return of THE DRAMATIC GOPHER.

Monday, June 23, 2008

NIN - "1,000,000" Live from Rehearsals

George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.

George Carlin died yesterday and in his honor, I thought I'd post one of the things I loved hearing him rant about most: religion. Damn, he was good.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Theme Song Challenge

I challenge you to sing both of these theme songs one after another before you listen to them. It's practically impossible and you are likely to mix phrases from each song in together because they are basically EXACTLY the same.

Full House:


Family Matters:

Friday, June 20, 2008

Darth Thriller

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Learn How To Queef

This is so disturbing. I couldn't even watch the whole thing, I was so embarrassed.