Happy New Year!

It is very important to post a video of a Juggalette mosh pit

THE NEXT Industrial Club Banger.

oh you kids and your synths, that's so 20th century.

Yip Yip Aliens Discover Telephone

UUUUUUUUUUUUUH HUH.

That was so 2004

Best of '09

I hope we don't have YouTube gold from now to Jan. 1 or else this video would be more useless than it already is. Thanks omgblog for the lead.

Prisencolinensinainciusol

An italian singer wrote this song with gibberish to sound like English. So this is kind of what we sound like to the rest of the world.

"My name is Tiger Woods, and I fuck bitches."

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

News Anchor Can't Stop Laughing While Reporting Gruesome Murder

Collin's Giraffe

A Tribute.

Fishing show bloopers

For those of you who were ever forced to watch fishing shows on PBS.

Holly Sampson Talks about Banging Tiger

Admit it: the Tiger Woods story started out as something you considered yourself to be "above" but then it simply got too juicy/crazy to ignore. I should know, for I am one of you.

Here is a video of Holly Sampson, one of Tiger's alleged porn star mistresses, appearing on some show that I'm going to refer to as "Live with Regis & Titty." Ms. Sampson is asked whether or not she has had sex with any famous people:



If you are Tiger, what makes you more angry about this video: the fact that she exposed your sexual encounter to the internet back in May 2009, or the fact that you were an afterthought on the list of people she's banged behind Kevin Costner and Stephen (FUCKING) Dorff?

Host: "Hey, didn't you fuck the greatest golfer in human history?"
Holly Sampson: "I guess. Oh, did I tell you about the time I fucked the bad guy from 'Blade'?!"

New Pet Shop Boys single - All over the world

Song's okay but it's cut to HD footage from their live show, which is rad.

Snookie from Jersey Shore Pinging SO HARD

Giant dog powerless to Siamese kitten

Christmas Shoes

Hilarious bit by Patton Oswalt:



The actual video for the song he's talking about (starring ROB LOWE!):

Mortal Kombat was NOT a Tournament

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This explains why you never saw a bracket when you played Mortal Kombat.

Happy in Paraguay

I've watched this at least five times since I saw it on Tumblr this morning, which means it's gotta go here too.

What does Marrcellus Wallace look like?

Poignant Video.

In 2007, 20 year-old Sophie Lancaster and her boyfriend Robert Maltby were kicked, stomped on and left unconscious – for nothing more than looking different. Sophie later died from her injuries.

In tribute to Sophie, Illamasqua has commissioned ‘Dark Angel’ – a short film by award-winning French director, Fursy Teyssier. It's a haunting rendition of Sophie’s story, featuring the music of iconic British band, Portishead.



This hits so close to home. When I was school we had a group of student who set after our group. Our group was a group made up of all sorts, anyone was welcomed. If you didn't fit in anywhere else you could find a safe place with us. We had goths, punks, foreign exchange students, gays, weirdos, whatever and we were constantly assaulted by a group of students. Did it turn violent a few times? Yes, at one point it became so dangerous for us to walk home from school. A few us had been jumped while trying to get home. It wasn't safe to be alone. I've been followed, shouted out, and physically attacked because of the way I look. It still happens & It's always such a shock to me. I live in a large major city of the world. It's the 21st century.

This is just heartbreaking that things like this still take place. Kids can be such animals sometimes.

Sen. Diane Savino

Just. Brilliant.

"Turn on the television. We have a wedding channel on cable TV devoted to the behavior of people on the way to the altar. They spend billions of dollars, behave in the most appalling way, all in an effort to be princess for a day. You don't have cable television? Put on network TV. We're giving away husbands on a game show. You can watch The Bachelor, where thirty desperate women will compete to marry a 40-year-old man who has never been able to maintain a decent relationship in his life."

Clubbed: The Tiger Woods Story

Hilariously stupid Sting promo video for new winter album

Think David Brent as Sting.

I feel cream.

Bam.

Hollywood vs. New York

Excellent.

via BeaucoupKevin

The Big Pink - Velvet

New favorite.

Weezer: Pork & Beans (Remix)

Just learned that Weezer did a remix of this video that features even more internet celebs, including Daft Punk, Leeroy Jenkins, Techo Viking and some other favorites.

AMAZING: The Matrix in Stop-Motion LEGO

Hands-Up Kitty

Via Cute & Nast.

Zach Galifianakis & Andy Richter Make Conan O'Brien Look Foolish

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Twilight Fans Lured to Fake Screening/Vampire Intervention

Twilight Fans Get Punked - watch more funny videos

VIDEO OF THE YEAR: The Muppets Perform "Bohemian Rhapsody"

This video is in high-def, so you can blow it up to full-screen without losing any quality. Highly recommended.

Shiny Suds

This is just equal parts creepy, hilarious, and pertinent. It's cripertihilariopynent.

Nakee men in Hipster's music video

Valley Lodge "All of My Loving" from Valley Lodge on Vimeo.

D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel?) Live

I'm starting a petition to bring back D'Angelo to music. Please sir, we need you to make more albums and tour. Thank you.

Beatles 3000

Every band you know is going to eventually be subjected to treatment as accurate as this, if not worse. I wonder what history will eventually have to say about, say, Creed or that dude Britney used to be married to whose name I don't even remember NOW.

Adam Lambert - AMA performance

INSANE

I See you xtian side hug and raise you...

JESUS DIDN'T TAP.



MMA + CHRISTIANS = MAGIC. TOTALLY GONNA BY THE SHIRT WHERE JESUS IS GIVING THE DEVIL AN ARMBAR. YESSSSSSSSS.

Christian Side Hug

Fashion. A new Level.

Motorcycle Federation from Marcus K Jones on Vimeo.

Haute Macabre posted this from somewhere else, and I felt I would be doing all of you a great unjustice if i didn't post it here. I have the worlds biggest boner right now.

Also this confirms my idea that I will only wear hot pants from now on. You are welcome.

Black Eyed Peas Confess to Plagiarism, More to Come

Electronic musician Adam Freeland accused the Black Eyed Peas of totally copy-pasting his track "Mancry" for their song, "Party All the Time". The case didn't even go to court, BEP paid up and Freeland says if you see him anywhere, just say "Party All the Time" and he will buy you a beer on their dime.

The Daily Swarm sources say there is other stolen shit on BEP's new album and there will be more lawsuits to come.

Tila Tequila Goes on Insane, Drug-Fueled Rant on Webcam in Middle of the Night (NSFW)

This is legitimately insane. According to TMZ, Tila's lawyer is trying to get this video taken down on the grounds that she is mentally ill following an episode where she was allegedly choked by an athlete on steroids.

Video takes a while to start, but it's not broken. It's Tila, who refers to herself as "The Commander", doing a strip show and singing for thousands of USTREAM viewers, but it takes her nearly 15 minutes for her to actually turn the music on. This is really, really long - some commenters on The Superficial say it's over three hours -- and has lulls and moments where she just leaves the room for several minutes. Recommend putting this on in the background and just listening to her insanity for a while because it is that insane.

NOTE: At 16 minutes in, she tries to do a stripper trick on a chair and it falls over backwards and she collapses to the floor. She says, "HA HA HA ALL THE BLOGS ARE GOING TO SAY EPIC STRIPPER FAIL BUT TILA'S SO CUTE WE LOVE HER!" She then says to the chatroom, "DON'T TELL ANYBODY I FAILED OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

That's right, she has a GUN! No joke!

The most AWKWAAARD moment ever.

Carmen Elektra Makes Pathetically Fake Lesbian Sex Tape with No Nudity Whatsoever

FINALLY: Lady Gaga/Eric Cartman/Christopher Walken Ultimate Mash-Up of Doom

Dita DVD Preview

10-year old refuses to pledge allegiance until homosexuals can marry.

What does a stranger look like?

Code word: hippo.

Death Panda

Cute girls cover Gaga a capella

I love birds.

This bird is capable of imitating other birds noises, cameras, car alarms, and chainsaws.

We like to partay

Please play this song at my funeral. K, thnx.

Kid FEEEEELING some MJ

I may or may not have seen Lauren react like this to MJ songs... Happy Birthday!

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

This video is batshit fucking loco. I like it!

Jon Stewart Does Glenn Beck

Giant Robots Invade

Giant Robots invade. Brilliant.



AMAZING. Utilize the brilliant score from 28 days later. A music piece that I feel exemplifies escalation.

Supervillians in our lifetime.

The Prometheus Device



via Comics Alliance

Douchebag Solidarity

We will be unstoppable.

opening bottles of wine sans bottle opener.

Cat massage Sequel: Enter the Dog Massage

"Singin' in the Rain": Remastered as George Lucas Originally Intended

video mashup xtopher walken v. ladygaga

Guy dancing like Michael Jackson at a bus stop

Someone twittered this. Filmed surreptitiously from across the street over the course of 15 months. 15 months. I want to know this guy's story.

What about a group costume?

Seriously. This idea is so good it makes me jealous.

Your Halloween Costume, sucked

Since I was sick with the flu and could not enjoy halloween, let me show you how sub-par your halloween costumes were.

Christopher Walken Covers Lady Gaga's "Pokerface"

How can I put this gently... (halloween edition)

If he make you feel like he owe you a million dollar... say:

A little something Psychopathic for your Halloween.

Juggalo Furries.

All in the family.

Juggalaffs

AMAZING: Sand Animation

This Ukrainian woman is a genius (and hot).

Tis the Season for More Batman Costume Antics

I got nothin' else except to say that you should watch it to the end.

The Spirit of Truth

Lots of f-bombs on this one if you work somewhere that cares about that sort of thing.

Craig Ferguson Power Failure 10-27-09

Finishing by flashlight. That's how we do weather in L.A.

Let's all celebrate the union of Phil and Lauren

Imogen Heap - Thriller

This just seemed appropriate given Ginny's post from before.

I'll take one pretty news anchor, a slice of racism, & lots of keyboard cat

BAT

The real Batman is not nearly as helpful to society as the pretend Batman.

LA love.. Thrill the World Record!

This past weekend, Thrill the World attempted to break the world record for the number of zombies doing the thriller dance.



Official numbers aren't in yet. But they had groups of 400 people dancing. Pretty amazing.

Let's hope We'll have the record for a bit. xoxox

QA'PLA

I'm not really sure what's going on here. I wasn't aware the Klingon Empire needed to advertise, honestly.

Autism in Action

Really Close Call

On your mark, get set! We're riding on the Internet.

OK guys, the first thing you need to know is the internet is amazing!

This dog wants you to know something.

Crazy Cat Lady Calls the Police

Office Play

This is what we all should do one day at our respective jobs.

Andy Khouri, you can be the blonde woman chewing gum.

Your 10 minutes of Geek

I want this Eames-designed camera. It folds down, has a great zoom feature, and uses as much waste as a small village. Okay maybe we have evolved since 1970.

Someone please help "local news"

Keep fucking that chicken.

Michael Steele is the Cow on the Tracks

Damn Those Inner Ear Infections

Oprah is a fat beyotch, she can suck my big black deyock.

No matter how many times I click on this image it won't turn into a video.

Are you looking for someone?

Cat Party!

Caah-aT Par-tay! mew. mew. mew.

Talon party at your face's house.

WHOOOOOOOOOOO \m/ WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEW TAG: KEYTARS ON FIRE

Help Wanted

I spent a good deal of saturdays this summer here at work. Snapping still photos of this movie we've made. Well here is the trailer for Help Wanted or as I like to call it, "How I wasted my summer away with 16+ hour days at work with lots and lots of zombies"

Larry David was on Hannah Montana

Repeat: Larry David was on Hannah Montana.

Half-Naked Asian Man Shows Off his Neo-Geo Collection and Dances to Pet Shop Boys Covering U2

If you wanna bump let's go

"2012" Trailer Without Special Effects

Piano Stairs.

Love it! I'd love to see video of group composing on it.

Pig gets a warm bath

Easily one of the cutest things I've ever seen. <3

THE LITTLE MERMAID

I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm fascinated by all the shows on Discovery and TLC about people with horrifying disabilities, diseases or behaviors. The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off, The Girl Without a Face and now, Mermaid Girl. I watch these documentaries and cry my stupid face off. Don't tell anyone. Let it be our secret.

Worst Toy Idea Ever

SNL Does Glenn Beck

Another dickfor talking about health care

This is the best yo mama retort I have ever heard.

You can't fool the drool.

Kylie.

This coming sunday the Andy of khouris, StephOOOH!, Pants, and I will be heading to the Hollywood Bowl to see Kylie Minogue. I am super pumped as I've been wanting to see her for a while. Especially after the newest album.

She's been posting rehearsal blogs and the like. The stage show just looks amazing.



I will be absolutely losing my mind. She's said the show will kind of be a best of all the other tours she's done. Personally I'm hoping for a giant glittery skull. (and yes part of this post is to counteract all of the juggalo business.)

edit: BONUS VIDEO. Kylie + bollywood = OHSHI.



THIS IS MAGIC.

Pugs frightened by Monkey

Farewell to Rooster Icy Mint, it will be missed.

COSMOS REMIXED: Carl Sagan - 'A Glorious Dawn' ft Stephen Hawking

A musical tribute to two great men of science. Carl Sagan and his cosmologist companion Stephen Hawking present: A Glorious Dawn - Cosmos remixed. Almost all samples and footage taken from Carl Sagan's Cosmos and Stephen Hawking's Universe series.

French Canadians Have Fun in One-Take Music Video

Bulletproof

LA ROUX 'BULLETPROOF' from soyo on Vimeo.

"If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Yaz, Blancmange and Eurythmics must feel truly adored by the British synth duo La Roux."

juggalos and firetrucks

A. Look at this fucking title.

B. Juggalos are definitely n00bish enough to still be using myspace.

A juggalette weighs in...

Sw33t dreams

Ok, drive through my fucking street now plz.

Juggalos on Las Vegas news

The video quality is fairly shitty but the content is fucking wicked. WOOP WOOP!

Pet Shop Boys - Selections from Pandemonium Tour 2009

More than a dream/Heart



Two divided by zero/Why don't we live together?



It's a sin



Closer to Heaven/Left to my own devices

Glenn Beck Chokes on White Culture

Chop Off the Head and Fuck the Hole

Kanye West Sample Suckage

No Signal

Windows 7 Launch Ravers Return

kitty ride. kitty ride.

as nearly addicting as a perry gripp. you've been warned.

Juggalo Funeral

Also I propose a "horrorcore" tag for all juggalo related posts.

Hyphocity - Summer 2009

Hyphocity - Summer 2009 from Andy Khouri on Vimeo.

How To Plan Your Windows 7 Launch Party

WARNING: Will cause nausea.

Bug flight patterns

flight patterns from Charlie McCarthy on Vimeo.

Bug flight patterns in stop motion goodness. xo

Hitler is once again annoyed

Hitler is very annoyed about Natascha's birthday this Friday.

....Are you rockstaring at me?

New Order - Temptation

Temptation new order
Uploaded by rapace0.

Nick made me choose my favorite song of all time, and I chose this 1987 version of "Temptation" by New Order. Video is nice too.

Kirk Cameron Remixes Charles Darwin, Sits Backwards on Chair

Autotune fail.

Fantastic.

Twice a Year?!

Hall of Famer George Brett talks candidly about shitting his pants. Why not?

The Regret of a Dave Matthews Band Fan

Why can't Juggalos and Maggots just be friends?

MY NAME IS POTATO!

Make sure you watch this video long enough to hear the screaming of the refrain.

9/12 Tea Party

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

I was just readin' right...

This parody video is funny. The video it is based on is sad and depressing:

She Was Home-Schooled

You've all probably seen the first part of this clip. It's the second part I highly recommend.

Where Were You on 9/11? (When the Death Star Exploded)

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech [VMA's Refix]

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!

These beautiful creations are called Air Dancers in the human world. Just thought you should know.

Composing Birds.

Birds on the Wires from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

gorgeous video of a person using birds on telephone wires as notes. Interesting though to compose music from the things around you.

Senator Al Franken draws map of USA

Help me!

Cute girl does acoustic SheWolf

I've been waiting for a product like this

Creedocide
by greenfaace

Hitler Reacts To All Those Hitler Videos

Hitler finds out about another Downfall parody - watch more funny videos

If you aren't familiar with the Hitler Gets Mad At Stuff videos, I recommend the following:

Hitler Gets Banned from X-Box Live


Hitler Discover the Trailer for James Cameron's "Avatar" Sucks

French Bulldog Puppy.

I want to date this woman

Ashton Kutcher Fan Fic

Worst Speeches of All Time - Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction

www.comedycentral.com

Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games

Mickey Avalon - Fuckin' Em All

Are you going my way?

This song was originally written by Bob Dylan. I believe it held a different meaning when he sang it:



(1) I didn't hear anything in that video about washing the carrots before you eat them; and

(2) The creator of this song is Tom Gorman... Tom Gormlan... Gormlay... Gormley... Oh my God, it's Mark Gormley in disguise! Somebody get the carrot-happy Phil Thomas Katt!

Excuse My Beauty

I love how the cop reads her about her eyebrows. Thanks to OMG for the lead.

Glenn Beck WHIFF

Crickets...

Someone IS creating music

And it is cats. Points for the excellent use of Maru in this thing.

NO.

Fuck you, Heidi Montag. Fuck you, fuck your poor man's Britney Spears get up, fuck your flesh beard husband, fuck your non existant singing talent, fuck your shitty implants, and FUCK YOU FOR THINKING YOU DESERVE TO BE RELEVANT IN ANY WAY. Also, learn the fucking lyrics to your own wet fart of a song so you can actually lip synch the right fucking words.

Weeds: You Can't Be A Lesbian

Celia is such a cunt and I love her for it.

Underworld Live at Love Parade 2008 (Full 40-Min Set)

1. Two Months Off
2. Rez
3. Cowgirl
4. Moaner
5. Born Slippy .NUXX

Possibly the Most WTF + NSFW Video Ever

Via Jalopnik.

Biggest Music FAIL Yet

I don't even know who this bitch is, but for this crime against New Order she is one of the worst humans.

Goth Single Ladies.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

goth single ladies. you should have put a nipple ring on it.

Words To Live By

WIN

How To Improve Movie Scenes

I can't quite figure out what they changed about the scene in "The Dark Knight." It's exactly how I remember it:

iPhone iGun Rampage

The world would be a better place if everyone traded their gun in for an iPhone iGun.

CASH4GOLDZ

Ferris Bueller - Twist & Shout

Was thinking about John Hughes today. Sad he's dead.

This scene from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" -- Hughes' best film -- always struck me as particularly special. When I was 7, the sequence was simply unfiltered joy, and while it has taken on additional meanings* for me as I approach 30, it still makes me really happy.

*we know now that Ferris was simply Cameron's ideal self, existing in the introvert's imagination or perhaps actually expressed in reality as a parallel personality a la Tyler Durden in "Fight Club". (<-- "Fight Club" spoiler)

P.S. It is fun to imagine Barack and Michelle Obama dancing in the crowd, still a few years away from meeting each other.

Well, That's One Way To Go Through Automatic Doors

This guy does what nobody else in that building had the balls to do:

My favorite Akira scene

Weiner Dog Gang

via Ford Gilmore

I personally like the windchime

An up-beat tune that will get your pink parts feeling just right.

2009 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial

You thought you had seen the best of the juggalo videos....you were wrong. Say hello to DJ Clay and Sugar Slam.