Friday, March 13, 2009
What
Wow, where do I start with this.
#1) If you are trying to be sexy, it's probably best not to leer at the camera. Leering seems to give off more of a sexual-assault-y vibe than I think you want to establish in a poppy music video.
#2) The lyrics and the story arc of this video seem to indicate that this song is about three goombas from the Jersey shore who want to give a blow job to a little black boy. Am I wrong about that?
#3) A quick Google search of "b-4 4" indicates that the band name was selected because there are three of them, and the number three comes 'before four'. You know how people will often use the phrase "It's all part of God's plan"? Does that mean that b-4 4 is also a part of that plan? Well, God, if you're listening, I just want you to know that I don't like your plan. You should probably go ahead and end it now.
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Jersey Tango.
"After spontaneously walking into Sony Records' Toronto office, the group performed impromptu for Sony's A&R head and chief recording engineer. Confused by their efforts, the trio was signed to the label, and the album b4-4 was produced."
I find that when record executives are confused by a band, their first step is to sign them to their label.
Three things:
1.) My favorite part of the "song" the verse that says, "Night turns into day again." Really great. I can just seeing these Jersey-goomba, rub-on tanning a-holes trying to figure out how that happens everything single night on-the-dot.
2.) What court are they playing at? Because if there is that kind of a crowd at a pickup game those guys are in for a real pounding, not to mention that they are wearing fucking football jerseys.
3.) How the hell was this not a summer re-entry?
The fake-tan-happy Phil Thomas Katt here...
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I've said things are "unbelievable" before without really knowing what that meant. This is not one of those times.
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