Cribs bloopers: Ashton Kutcher

I want to see Kutcher lose it. I can only imagine a lot of crying is involved.

WTF Blanket

LOST explained in 83 seconds

Hurley dishes out lolz for fans, and some direction for n00bz.

Fischerspooner live at Coachella

Just heard there is going to be a Fischerspooner DJ set here in LA next month. Of course I was immediately reminded of this video. Be sure to watch the whole thing - the end is spectacular.

A-Trek

something beautiful for friday.

I love stop motion and this video is beautifully done.

Black Magic (Or How to Freebase Caffeine)

Ever wondered how to make caffeine freebase? Well, NOW YOU KNOW. The narrator sounds like a nerdy 50 year-old Chemistry teacher which only makes it more awesome.

Soulwax - E Talking

Excellent.

Real Housewives of the OC Kid is Dump Truck of Douchebaggery

The Real Housewives Of Orange County: Shane Is A Loving Son
by TheDlisted

Ganked from dlisted:

On last night's The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County, Jeana and Vicki traveled to Illinois to watch Grouchy McPoopypants play minor league baseball. While they were driving to the game, Shane texted Jeana to not come because he wasn't playing. Well, his exact words were: "Stay the fuck away from here." Instead of playing minor league baseball, he was clearly playing a game of major league douchebaggery.

Jeana showed up anyway and Shane greeted his lovely mother by saying, "Get the fuck away from me!" Surprisingly, Jeana didn't respond to that by throwing him up in the air and using a bat to hit him out of the field Nope. She just shrugged and said, "That's kids!"

Shane's bid for a VIP spot on the short bus to hell continued later on at the restaurant. Shane and his other brother Colt kept verbally punching their mother in the bagina bone in front of everyone. Let's see, he said he wanted to hit her with a bat and also said he can't wait to pull the plug on her so he can have more money. Vicki and I were making the same faces as the rusty daggers flew out of Shane's mouth and into Jeana's heart.

Shaving for Assholes

G.A.R.Y. B.U.S.E.Y.

I've been waiting for someone to create a montage of all of Gary's acronyms, but until that happens this video will hold me over.

Oh, and I'm sure Sam can tell us all what G.A.R.Y. B.U.S.E.Y. actually stands for. Right?

Made Up Stories by Richard Peter Snapes and the Lie-Awakes. (Laurens was DOP)

Wrath of Khan - The Opera

As retold by Robot Chicken. Totally worth it.

Zombie Zombie recreate The Thing with GI JOEs

I really like the music.

Chippendiddys

As Michael K so eloquently put it, "Warning. Watch one of these two videos might get you on the National Sex Offenders list." Truly frightening.

Chippendiddys sexy
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Giants Fan in Shambles

What a disgrace. At least Vikings fans know how to take defeat with dignity (from lots of experience).

(Some background for those of you who don't follow football -- the Giants won the Super Bowl last season, they were good earlier this season, and then they blew it. Boo fucking hoo.)

Walrus breaks it down

Smile with your eyes

Phil Thomas Katt Here

Phil introduced us to the (insert adjective here) Phil Thomas Katt, a couple weeks ago, when he posted Mark Gormley's very intense "Without You," music video.

Thankfully, there is a massive Youtube catalog of Phil Thomas Katt's talent as a video jockey, news anchor, and music video producer.

These are some of my favorite PTK introductions from his show- The Uncharted Zone.

I hope you enjoy my compilation.

Battles - Tonto

You may have already seen this video but the highlight is the lighting done by United Visual Artists that is totally rad. The song is great too.

The Curious Case of Forest Gump

The Curious Case of Forrest Gump - watch more funny videos

This shit beats out The Dark Knight for a Best Picture and Best Director nomination? Fuck me.

"Celine Dion is Amazing"

Inauguration Intoxication

So over the past week, I have slowly emerged from a weeklong alcohol haze with all the inauguration festivities and the 4am bar closures.

Apparently, our 4th branch of the government did not subscribe to temperance, either... watch Diane Sawyer and Anderson Cooper, but I warn you--it is not pretty.





...and finally a gratuitous fanboy post of the melding of my much desired two worlds...

YOU CAN SUCCEED

Black Dynamite Trailer

omg. omg. omg. <3 !!!!!!!



The video below has titties. NSFW.



I"m putting this in cinema classics. Cause just from all of these it's already one classic in my book. here are more.

This is Just a Tribute

If the George W. Bush Presidency was a DVD release, I think this is a pretty good estimate of what the Gag Reel would look like.

Adam Lambert American Idol Audition

Motherfucking Theatre at the Mount graduate. He should've sang the Jurrasic Park theme song and then said "welcome to, extended lunch." ala Mr Smith.

NBS Nightly News with Ted Philips, March 11th 1970

"This excerpt from a 1970 edition of NBS Nightly News (anchored by NBS stalwart Ted Philips) features a special report from co-anchor Jim Sizemore looking back at ten years of Dr Manhattan."

Michael Cera is Bitchy Little Douche Who Will Not be Supported in Any Endeavor Until Committing to Appear in Proposed "Arrested Development" Movie

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

WARNING: Because MTV is composed entirely of bitchy little douches, you will be forced to watch an ad for "The Uninvited" before the Michael Cera clip begins.

Laugh About Queefing

I love this lady.

Obama's First Dance At Inauguration Ball

I normally hate Beyonce, but in this case, she gets a pass. And BTW, do you think Michelle and Obama had some serious sexy time tonight? I mean, how much sexier does your husband get other than when he's conquering George Fucking Asswipe Bush?  I think if I were Michelle, I'd be having a third child after this night.  Especially after that crowd booing Bush right out the White House fiasco.

PINGY AS FUCK.

This is a serious version of jizz in my pants. but for real minus the funny haha.

Best part of my day.

Happy MLK Day

A day late, but still worth it: Dr. Martin Luther King was a Trekkie.



Also, George Takei marched with MLK from Montgomery to Selma.

Lucas Meowing

This is my cat Lucas. He likes to meow a lot at me and no one seems to believe me because he is always so quiet and well behaved when I have company. Shouting at him only seems to make it worse.

Alan Moore reads Watchmen as Rorschach

With the Smiths playing in the background.

Knut Song

Come on everyone sing along....

Genuinely Disturbing Baguette-Based Puppet Theatre... Thing

Food Party FOURTH EPISODE : "baguette drama" from Thu Tran on Vimeo.

Go Away, You're Inappropriate!

Rat loves cat!

CUTE WARS.

Back in the USSR

A friend of mine tweeted about these Russian hip hop videos, and I had no choice but to put them on here. What in the jimjam is going on over there.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!

Why didn't I do this when my grandma was alive. O GOD I AM A FOOL!

Very Intense

Hello, everyone. My name is Phil, and I'm new to the blog. I am neither a lady nor from the jewel known as PQ. However, I am "of the." Anyways, this is Mark Gormley, and he's going to sing to you about the love he shared with this New Jersey tranny he featured in the video.

At about the 3:25 mark, I'm pretty sure Mr. Gormley stole footage from the intro to the show "3rd Rock from the Sun."

Hamster Eats a Carrot

That hamster on the piano eating popcorn was a motherfucking slacker.

AMAZING: Stop-Motion Daft Punk Video. Also, Obama.

Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland - "Aer OBAMA" from Gold Greendot on Vimeo.

Adam Lambert is on American Idol this Season

Fellow PQ-ian Adam Lambert (Neil's older brother) is a contestant on this season's American Idol, and apparently he's doing pretty well in Hollywood.

Anyway, here he is singing at the Upright Caberet in West Hollywood. He's a sass-pot; but would we expect anything less from a Theatre at the Mount graduate??

It's Adam and Eve Not Dog and Elephant

I wanted to show Clyne that some good comes out of love between two species. It's been a hard week for her.

R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban, 1920-2009

OPEN YOUR HEART



I WISH TO GO ON... HURTING YOU



FROM HELL'S HEART, I STAB AT THEE



UPDATE

Since his death this week I've been learning a lot about the life of Ricardo Montalban. He has an extremely rich back-story, starting out in Spanish films and then coming to Los Angeles to learn English and Public Speaking, working with legends like Lucille Ball, and of course Star Trek and Fantasy Island and the Naked Gun and more.

Also, it's just great to listen to him talk about anything. I could listen to Montalban read the dictionary.

The user has obnoxiously disabled embedding, but here is a clip of Ricardo Montalban receiving a lifetime achievement award for his contributions to an organization benefiting disabled persons. It includes tributes from William Shatner, Antonio Banderas, Aaron Spelling and Battlestar Galactica's Edward James Olmos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x39-hR5rGlc

Additionally, there's a five-part, extremely in-depth interview with Montabaln that can be accessed here. Again, embedding has been disabled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b1xi414MLI&feature=channel

Husband and Wife discuss having sex with a horse

This video is actually safe for work (if you have headphones). It comes to us from a documentary made by the Britz.

In other beastiality news, there is a video on the innernette of a man from Washington state being penetrated by a horse; soon after the video was created the man died because of the crazy damage the horse did to his internal organs. I have a link to that one too, but I won't post it here. In fact if you want me to send you the link, I will first ask you a series of questions to see if you are actually ready. It is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Hands down. And apparently someone made a film about the incident. Of course the film played at Sundance. Sick fucks.

(Thanks to Josh Xing for finding these clips and destroying my worldview).

Smell Yo Dick

The video won't let me embed, but trust me, it's worth the click.

sometimes a man's stank can help a sistah out.

URGENT MESSAGE TO MEN: "WASH YO NUTZ!"

pwned by Speaker Pelosi

Bone Thugs N Harmony - Tha Crossroads ( Live MTV 1996 )

NEVER FORGET.

Insane Date Video

He truly is a Casanova.

Def Jam: Rives - Kite

So I thought I hated spoken word poetry but Deric has introduced this poet to me and we're both kind of obsessed now. Enjoy.

Then You Lay Your Everlovin' Stuff On Me

From Return to Riverdale, a TV movie in which the Archie gang is grown up and comes together for a high school reunion --

A scene in which a middle age chimo Jughead raps an updated version of Sugar Sugar while breakdancing.

George W. Bush's Final White House Press Conference

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This is a 45-minute video, but I thought it would be helpful to post it here where everybody can find it when they have the time or inclination. I'm only a few minutes in and it's already incredibly surreal. This guy hasn't changed at all.

But for a good highlight, the following is Bush responding to a question about his MISTAKES:

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Pet Shop Boys: Minimal

This is one of Steph's and my favorite music videos. I think it's basically flawless, and fits the song gorgeously. While the music isn't exactly minimal. the lyrics define minimalism -- which is not to say the lyrics are actually minimal, but rather that the song is about the beauty of minimalism as an aesthetic.

I post it now because I'm doing some redecorating, and the video has inspired my approach to one section of my apartment.

Pet Shop Boys: pop music for art students and intellectuals.

AYDS

Why take diet pills when you can get AYDS?

Mamma's Boys

In a reversal of roles, Jojo's mom has become the comforter of a girl rejected by the momma's boys on the show.

Here is the crazy thing about eliminations on the show... unlike the civil and completely acceptable manner in which the guys in Bromance are dismissed...the women in Momma's Boys receive there rejections by individual text messages to their cell phones.

"Yes" on the sms if they can stay and go on another date.

"It's a no" on the nokia 880 if they have to leave.

Sometimes they get text messages on their phone saying to meet at the pool, where the girls and moms gather for the news. If they get sent to the pool it usually means that the boys are a little iffy on them and they need to convince the guys (and their mom's obviously) that they should be able to stay.

The best part of this show continues to be the epic breakdowns by the characters on the show.

Today, I give you Cara Quici.



I love that it is Jojo's mom who isthe one comforting this woman that got the boot. It's no surprise, though, that Cara is an Aryan bombshell.
See this video for a refresher.
I guarantee that Jojo's mom got the digits, address, SS#, blood type, and hymen measurement on Cara before she split.


I actually believe that the mothers in this show devised this whole fiasco....I bet that their sons are twitting, blogging, vlogging, and MMO RPGing in their basements back home. They just hired the guys on the show as stand-ins. Boy, are these girls in for a rude awakening.

Actually, my mother would be the only one to devise that detailed of a plan. I hope you all follow me on twitter--I'll let you know who my mom brings home to convert me!

Sexual Cirque du Soleil

Prepare to be amazed, aroused, and slightly uncomfortable...

NSFW---but is that going to stop you?


If you watch his other videos, its really odd how many people are filmed in the background watching him do this "sexual cirque du soleil."

More videos here

Lost Shiba Inu Rescued by Laurenn McCubbin & Ginny

Warning to James Servino

Mr. Servino -

It has been three weeks since your inaugural "Momma's Boys" blog entry, in which you detailed in a singularly hilarious fashion the events of the pilot episode of Ryan "Gaycrest's" odious new reality television series. Response to that posting was uniformly favorable, with many readers imploring you to commit to covering the programme on a regular basis.

The administrators of this blog have in a private session passed a resolution requiring you to resume "Momma's Boys" coverage at once. Failure to do so will result in banishment from not only this blog, but from the internet altogether -- including Friendster.

We trust you will not allow such an unfortunate event to come to pass.

Yours in Christ,

Ladies of the PQ

William Shatner Reacts to New "Star Trek" Trailer

007: From Russia With Love (1963)

While not as ambitious as the "Dr. No" sequence we saw previously, I absolutely love this piece. The text is gorgeous. Lovely font, love the lowercase/uppercase, love the movement -- it's something you see Underworld and tomato doing now in their abstract music videos. and Danny Boyle uses this sort of text look in his credits. I'll post something later as an example. But yeah, you've got a sexy girl in this, but it's the dancing text that is the real draw. "From Russia With Love" FTW.

Hey ladies.

Hipster Olympics

I talked to a New Yorker on the Underworld message board, and he recommended I watch this video if I wanted to understand why the All Points West crowd were so awful during that Underworld performance back in August.

AMAZING: Kid Prodigy Plays Batman Themes on Piano

Kathy Griffin on CNN

I love her so much.