R Kelly Real Talk

R Kelly is truly one of the most magical human beings of all time. He seriously does whatever the fuck he wants and then will sing-talk about it for all eternity.
This music video comes complete with a disclaimer, ghetto-fabulous bedazzled jackets, and real to life phone pauses. Just when you think things can't get any more amazing, the end bitch slaps you across your face and burns all your motha fuckin clothes in the yard. Remember, what they ate don't make us shit.