Ladies of the PQ: Shaving for Assholes

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Shaving for Assholes

5 comments:

N.M.C. said...: If you live in New Jersey, you get one of these on your 12th birthday.; January 27, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Phil said...: I like how the creator of this contraption refers to it as "the latest" in goatee grooming. I'd go one step further and call it "the only" in goatee grooming. And their satisfied clientele is so diverse: it ranges from boring white guys in business attire to boring white guys standing near water.

Lastly, if your goatee "helps fashion your identity," then you should find a sharp object nearby and shove it through your hand. At least the trip to the emergency room will be something interesting that happened to you that day, and the subsequent physical therapy might allow you to base your identity on something other than your goatee.; January 27, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Jon said...: It cannot be that fucking hard to maintain a goatee. I have to shave certain areas of my face every morning, and I can do it with the aid of a simple mirror.

This device is meant for the people who lie within the intersection of the Venn diagram for "idiot," "gullible," and "too much disposable income."; January 28, 2009 at 9:28 AM
El Clyne said...: Disgraceful.; January 28, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Unknown said...: Secure with MOUTHPIECE?

"New, from Lecter Labs! I can smell your cunt, Clarice!"; January 28, 2009 at 11:14 AM

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